Skeet: Listen, if you can't trust your drug dealer, who can you trust? Huh?
Cody: Based on what we've seen, if anybody were to drop some Z, they'd become a zombie no matter what!
[Aims for zombie girl, but shoots man]
Cody: Oops! I hope he was a zombie.
Frat Boy #1: Gee girl, slow down! Usually I don't get none of that unless I take you to the Olive Garden!
Julian Garrison: [shows Cody a radioactive container the size of a beer keg] Well, do you have any idea what the hell is this?
Cody: Maybe it's candy? Like a big metallic pinata?
Stoner #1: You don't think that goofball ripped us off, do you?
Stoner #2: He better not have, because if he did, I'll ...
Stoner #1: What? You're gonna fart on him?