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Santa's Slay (2005)

Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an Angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the bet is off, he returns to his evil ways.

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David Steiman

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David Steiman
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Bill Goldberg ... Santa
Douglas Smith ... Nicolas Yuleson
Emilie de Ravin ... Mary 'Mac' Mackenzie (as Emilie De Ravin)
Robert Culp ... Grandpa
Dave Thomas ... Pastor Timmons
Saul Rubinek ... Mr. Green
Rebecca Gayheart ... Gwen Mason
Chris Kattan ... Jason Mason
Fran Drescher ... Virginia Mason
Alicia Lorén Alicia Lorén ... Beth Mason
Annie Sorell Annie Sorell ... Taylor Mason (as Annie M. Sorell)
Donna Zuk Donna Zuk ... Mrs. Talbot
Scott Francis Gibson Scott Francis Gibson ... S.W.N.D.S.U. Place Kicker
Kevin Gillese ... Disgruntled Youth
Don Bland Don Bland ... Bouncer (as Donald Bland)
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Storyline

Bill Goldberg plays the devil's son who lost a wager with an angel and was forced to spend 1000 years playing Santa, but now the wager of that time has run out, and good old Santa isn't so joyful anymore. He makes up for lost time and starts to kill people. Written by Austin4577@aol.com

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Spreading holiday fear this Christmas. See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Fantasy | Horror

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for violence, language and some sexuality/nudity | See all certifications »

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Country:

Canada | USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 October 2005 (Canada) See more »

Also Known As:

Santa's Slay See more »

Filming Locations:

Alberta, Canada See more »

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Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

This film was discussed on the December 2014 podcast of Laser Time Network's Cheap Popcast where hosts Dave Rudden and Chris Antista confirmed that all, if not most, of the leads of this film are Jewish. See more »

Quotes

Santa Claus: Looks like Grandpa got run over by a reindeer.
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Cutting into the end credits are scenes of bloopers. See more »


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Christmas In Detroit
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Performed by Jim Diamond's Pop Monsoon
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Good for some laughs. Best viewing with friends and beer.
16 November 2006 | by carlykristenSee all my reviews

It turns out there were 2 Immaculate Conceptions: One was Jesus and one was Santa Claus. One day, Santa loses a bet with an angel and must play nice for 1000 years (this part was told in stop motion animation). Well, his punishment is up and he's here to wreck havoc. Only an old inventor, his grandson "Nicholas Yuleson", and girlfriend "Mary" (played by Emilie de Ravin) can stop him.

This film takes a fun look at the Holidays with the blackest of black humor. It opens with Chris Kattan, Rebecca Gayheart, Fran Drescher, and James Caan getting slaughtered by Santa. There are countless of other cameos strewn throughout the movie. Oh, and did I mention that WWE wrestler Bill Goldberg is playing Santa and doing his own stunts? And that Brett Ratner (Rush Hour 1-3, X-Men 3) produced this?

There is much fun to be had here such as Santa beating up Christmas Carolers, kids running from Santa on snow mobiles, and a Jew holding up the Star of David to Santa (similar to a cross to a Vampire) in hopes his faith would save him. You will see a candy cane in the eye, a Christmas star in the back, Santa's sleigh getting valet parking, and some Ho-Ho-Hoes in stripper attire.

The production values were very high and it looks as though it was shot on 35mm. They had great props like a Santa's Slay driven by a yak/ buffalo (?). The sound varied a bit during dialogue-heavy and action-heavy scenes, which caused me to raise and then lower the volume a few times.

I only have two minor gripes. While there is a high body count, they skimp on the gore. The film overall is more comedic than scary, so Gorehounds will not be as amused.

Another thing was girlfriend Mary's personality inconsistencies. (Yes, I pay attention to character development even in horror films). They show her as a strong woman driving a big truck, shooting guns, and putting her boyfriend's hands on her breasts. But once Santa arrives, she can only whine about how scared she is. She even pulls out the Stupid Card by stopping dead in her tracks while in the middle of a getaway to talk to her boyfriend about her feelings.

Favorite Quote: A few good ones, but my favorite was when Nicholas shines a flashlight in Santa's eyes temporarily blinding him and Santa yells, "I'm Santa Claus, not f*cking Dracula!"

DVD Extras: Scene Selection, Audio Set Up, Deleted Scenes, Casting, "Taking the Reins" (Steiman's First Film), 2 Easter Eggs (one features 6 trailers), and of course Commentary with the Director and Producer. This explained how Goldberg met his wife. She was a stunt double for the trapeze stripper in pasties whose crotch his face was buried in for 4 days. Duh. How else would they have fallen in love?

Bottom Line: Good for some laughs, but minimal gores/sex. Best viewing with friends and beer.

Rating: 7/10

Molly Celaschi www.HorrorYearbook.com MySpace.com/HorrorYearbook


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