The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) Poster

Jessica Simpson: Daisy Duke

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  • Daisy Duke : You know what's gonna happen. They're gonna get caught and get thrown in jail. Then I'm gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out.

    Uncle Jesse : That's why we love ya, honey.

  • Daisy Duke : They planted a still on our farm.

    Pauline : They *planted* a still? Why would they have to plant a still?

    Daisy Duke : 'Cause they're too damn dumb to find our real still.

  • Luke Duke : [while Bo and Luke are getting arrested in the courthouse]  Well, now, I guess the party's over.

    Boss Hogg : Dam right it is! As long as I'm the County Commissioner in the great State of Georgia, you two are gonna rot in the penitentiary. Cuff them!

    Daisy Duke : Excuse me, Rick Shankley? I believe the governor has a statement to make.

    Governor Jim Applewhite : I do?

    Daisy Duke : Yes, sir. You were going to tell everyone about how these boys are heroes for saving Hazzard County.

    Governor Jim Applewhite : As everyone knows, I have always been a great friend to the environment, and these boys are environmental heroes!

    Uncle Jesse : And you're going to pardon them for all of their crimes, huh?

    Governor Jim Applewhite : Moreover, as Governor, I hereby pardon these boys for any and all offenses against the great State of Georgia. Go 'Dogs!

    Uncle Jesse : Governor, I want to thank you for pardoning me too.

    Boss Hogg : Pardon you for what?

    Uncle Jesse : For this!

    [Uncle Jesse punches Boss Hogg in the mouth] 

    Governor Jim Applewhite : Oh, what the hell. I pardon him too!

  • Cop : What seems to be the problem, sugar?

    Daisy Duke : I think something bounced up into my undercarriage.

  • Daisy Duke : [Daisy walks into the sheriff's office wearing a very revealing bikini]  Enos?

    [leans in very close to him] 

    Daisy Duke : where's Boss Hogg holding Uncle Jesse and Pauline?

    Deputy Enos Strate : Uh, out at your farm.

    Daisy Duke : Thanks, Enos.

    [gets up and walks off smiling] 

    Daisy Duke : That's got to be a new record.

  • Daisy Duke : I think something bounced up in my undercarriage.

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