Joel David Moore: Owen
Casino Worker : [a casino worker and a security guard wheels out a huge treasue chest] Here are your winnings, Mr. La Fleur. Congratuations.
Peter La Fleur : Right on time. I appreciate it. Thanks, guys.
White Goodman : [curious with anger] Winnings? What winnings? What winnings? What is that?
Peter La Fleur : Oh, gosh! I totally forgot to tell you, White. I took the $100,000 bribe you gave me last night and I put on us to win. We were going at fifty to one. Anyone? Top of your head. What's 50 times $100,000?
Owen : $50,000?
Kate Veatch : $5 million! Peter, are you kidding me?
Peter La Fleur : [opens the treasure chest, revealing stacks of cash] Surprise!
Owen : [after Patches O'Houlihan has been killed] Look on the bright side, at least we've still got Peter!
Dwight : Yeah, but Globo Gym's got guys named Laser, and Blazer, and Tazer, and all kinds of "azer's"! Without Patches, we're going to get our taints handed to us, that's what!
Justin : [Whispers to Gordon] What's a taint?
Gordon : I don't know, but it sounds *bad*!
Justin : How many teams are in this qualifier?
Gordon : Uh, two.
Justin : So all we have to do is beat this team and we're in the Vegas Open, right?
Gordon : Yeah!
Owen : That seems pretty simple.
Dwight : Who's the other team?
Gordon : Uh, I have it right here, just a second... Troop 417.
Steve the Pirate : Christ! We're playin' Boy Scouts!
Peter La Fleur : Not quite!
[Troop 417 are tough-looking Girl Scouts; one spits on the ground]
Steve the Pirate : BOLLOCKS!
[before the championship game]
Peter La Fleur : Okay guys, let's play smart. Wait for your two-on-ones, cover closely for your pickups. What's our team motto?
Owen : Aim low?
Peter La Fleur : That's right. All I'm asking is that you give it your best for Patches. I say we go out there, we let it all hang loose, try to have some fun. I mean, it's only dodgeball, right?
Peter La Fleur : Put 'em in.
Peter La Fleur : One, two, three...