Jeff Goldblum: Alistair Hennessey
Alistair Hennessey : We've never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I'm part gay.
[Hennessey is playing poker with Filipinos who have kidnapped him and Zissou bursts into the room accidentally]
Alistair Hennessey : Steven, are you rescuing me?
Alistair Hennessey : Fold.
[a pirate quickly shoots Hennessey in the chest, knocking him backwards in his chair and down to the floor - large gunfight begins]
Alistair Hennessey : I'm so pissed I want to spit!
Alistair Hennessey : You're the most ravishing creature that I've ever seen in my life.
Eleanor Zissou : Hello Skinny.
Alistair Hennessey : Hello Eleanor.
Eleanor Zissou : Is that a new merit badge?
Alistair Hennessey : Oh, yeah, as a matter of fact it is. I just became a Knight in Portugal, the Presidente gave a special ball...
Steve Zissou : Don't be nice to Ali, he's my nemesis.
Alistair Hennessey : They made soup out of my research turtles.
Alistair Hennessey : Is that one of mine? I think one of my research turtles survived.