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Ham & Cheese (2004)

TV-MA | | Comedy | 30 July 2004 (Canada)
Two talentless actors attempt to make it in the cruel world of showbiz. Without an ounce of talent between the two of them and their only strength being persistence, they'll do almost anything to attain their dream. Except let it go.

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Warren P. Sonoda
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Mike Beaver ... Richard Wolanski
Jason Jones ... Barry Goodson
Samantha Bee ... Beth Goodson
Dave Foley ... Tom Brennemen
Jennifer Baxter ... Katie Reed
Von Flores ... A.D. (MOW)
Scott Thompson ... Floyd
Polly Shannon ... Lucy (MOW Detective)
Boyd Banks ... Barry's Boss at Canadian Theatre Company
Victoria Pratt ... Herself
Ann Bisch Ann Bisch ... Phyllis
Catherine Black ... Casting Complex Director (Cola)
Kiki Buttignol Kiki Buttignol ... Camera Assistant
Vladimir Jon Cubrt ... Ralph (as Jon Cubrt)
True Daley True Daley ... Telemarketing Co-Worker, Canadian Theatre Company
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Two talentless actors attempt to make it in the cruel world of showbiz. Without an ounce of talent between the two of them and their only strength being persistence, they'll do almost anything to attain their dream. Except let it go.

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Two Actors, One Dream. Zero Talent

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Official Sites:

Blackwalk Productions

Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

30 July 2004 (Canada) See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA See more »

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Dolby

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Color
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Barry Goodson: When it pours, it rains.
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"Ham and Cheese"? More like "Waste of Time".
15 January 2005 | by scoobiedoodSee all my reviews

I recommend that you skip this movie if you want to see a good comedy or a good drama or a good anything really. I completely disagree with all of the other comments that are posted here in the review section. When I saw this film in Toronto at the rep theater I know that we were not alone in not liking this film one bit. A couple people even walked out about three quarters threw. I recognized a lot of talented people in this movie but the material they have to work with was obviously not thought out very well and there are plot holes you can drive a truck through like the big one being why are these two hacks acting like they are and how on earth do they think they will succeed? What are they even trying to do? Samantha Bee is in this film and fans of the Daily Show will recognize her but her part is very small. Lots of recognizable people in it but they are unfortunately all in small roles. Or maybe it is fortunate because if they are in big roles with such bad material it would make their image less to me. The two actors playing the leads in the film (2 guys who are trying to make it big and become stars) aren't big names or anything and I was not impressed but we should give them credit or O should say not blame them too much because they did not have good material to work with, like I said before. The big problems I think were the direction and most of all the script which seems like it was written in a few hours by drunken high school drama class who thought it would be fun to make a movie. I was literally squirming in my seat by the end of this one to get out of there but did not walk out I have never walked out of a movie but this one was close. Don't waste your time on this movie you will regret it. Trust me. Or if you do watch it in the first five or ten minutes and see how bad it is go ahead and turn it off because trust me it does not get better that's what I was hoping for.


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