The L Word (I) (2004–2009)
Jennifer Beals: Bette Porter
Kit Porter : Let me talk to Tina.
Bette : What would you say?
Kit Porter : That my sister is a pootie chasin' dog, who deserves to be tied down and whupped upside the head, but it doesn't change the fact that she loves you more than she loves her own life. And that you should finish punishing her and get back to figuring on how to live with one another for the next 50 years or more.
Bette : You could give it a try.
[Goes to take a bite of food, and stops, looking as if she's about to cry]
Kit Porter : Now don't you go and pull a Marina on me now.
Bette : [Bette and Tina are talking on the phone] And you know who's responsible for this? Your buddy Helena Peabody. The woman is a fucking dragon and she's making my life a living hell.
[Tina doesn't respond. Instead, she looks around impatiently, no longer looking interested in the call]
Bette : Oh, please tell me you're not sleeping with her, Tina.
Tina : [frustrated] Bette.
Bette : Are you sleeping with her? Are you fucking sleeping with her?
Tina : It's none of your fucking business.
Bette : Don't do it, Tina, that woman will eat you alive. She is a vampire.
Tina : Yeah, and a dragon.
Bette : That's right. She is a monster. However you wanna categorize it, she likes to fuck with people for sport and...