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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)

A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

Director:

Terry M. West

Writer:

Terry M. West
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Erin Brown ... Dildo Saggins (as Misty Mundae)
Darian Caine ... Horny
A.J. Khan ... Spam
Barbara Joyce Barbara Joyce ... Araporn
Michael R. Thomas ... Smirnof
John Link ... Ballem
Anoushka ... Benadryl
Allanah Rhodes Allanah Rhodes ... Hymen Torn
Suzi Lorraine ... Drusilla (as Kelli Summers)
Paige Richards Paige Richards ... Whorespank
Ruby Larocca ... Bar Maid
Chelsea Mundae Chelsea Mundae ... Bar Keep
Rick Wright Rick Wright ... Inn Keeper
Timothy McBride Timothy McBride ... Baldwin
Zachary Stone Zachary Stone ... Horny Throbbit
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A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong sexuality/nudity, language and crude humor | See all certifications »

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Trivia

This film is not the real Lord of the Rings, do not submit for primary sources in research papers See more »

Quotes

Cowardly Lion: My mother was right; I should have opened an antique store and attended daily affirmation classes!
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Alternate Versions

Available in the USA, in both an R-rated and a longer unrated version. See more »

Connections

Spoofs The Wizard of Oz (1939) See more »

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The bad movie you have to love
21 September 2003 | by ColossusNJ-2See all my reviews

Okay, admittedly, this is a bad movie, but it's so bad it's funny.

The girls are hot, the acting is bad, the breasts are, for the most part, small, but the costumes are nice, the outfits on the girls are worth the price of rental... so if you want to laugh, check it out.


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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 March 2003 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Lord of the Strings See more »

Filming Locations:

New Jersey, USA

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Technical Specs

Runtime:

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Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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