Danny Trejo: El Jefe
Xander Cage : [after El Jefe slaps Xander across the face] You slap me again, I'm going to throw you a beating.
[El Jefe slaps him again]
Xander Cage : Boy, I hope they're paying you extra for this.
El Jefe : [points machete in his face] You know what, funny guy? Maybe I'll cut off your nose first, huh? Funny guy.
Xander Cage : What's funny is, this actually smells like real blood.
El Jefe : I hope you like it, because it's the last thing you're going to smell.
El Jefe : Okay, funny guys. I'll show you what we do when funny guys get in our business.
Xander Cage : What? Hog-tie us and force us to listen to your bad accent?
El Jefe : No. Cut off their Achilles tendon and watch them flop around like a marionette. Unless you have something to tell me, something I need to know? Huh?
Xander Cage : Uh, okay. You're short.
[TJ and Virg start to laugh]
Xander Cage : And my friend over there says you could use a haircut to update your style. Get off me.
El Jefe : [kicks Virg] Shut up!
Xander Cage : Just two seconds ago, you told us to talk. Now it's "Shut up?" I mean, I don't mean to nit-pick, but you're the worst at this torture thing.