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Life's a Beach (2012)

R | | Comedy | 22 May 2012 (Canada)
Darren gets stood up on the day of his wedding and uses his vacation tickets with his best friend, RJ, to spend his "honeymoon" at a Club Med-style resort.

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Tony Vitale

Writer:

Tony Vitale (screenplay)
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Cast

Credited cast:
Darren Geare ... Darren Fields
R.J. Knoll R.J. Knoll ... RJ
Christopher Walken ... Roy Callahan
Robert Wagner ... Tom Wald
Morgan Fairchild ... Felicia Wald
Rutger Hauer ... Jean-Luc
Christine Lakin ... Rebecca
Beatrice Rosen ... Isabelle
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Robert Amstler ... Bruno
Saran Barnun Saran Barnun ... Gentil Organisateur / American G.O.
Jennifer Cain ... Annie
Marsha Clark Marsha Clark ... Darren's Mom
Jill Connolly Jill Connolly ... Wife
Tyler Cravens Tyler Cravens ... Husband
David Deblinger ... Brad
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Darren gets stood up on the day of his wedding and uses his vacation tickets with his best friend, RJ, to spend his "honeymoon" at a Club Med-style resort.

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...don't drink the juice.

Genres:

Comedy

Certificate:

R | See all certifications »
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

22 May 2012 (Canada) See more »

Also Known As:

Jungle Juice See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA See more »

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Budget:

$4,000,000 (estimated)
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Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Unfunny
16 June 2012 | by owen-691-380910See all my reviews

Very strange movie. Completely mis-fires comedy-wise. I didn't laugh out loud (or otherwise) once. Walken and Hauer are wasted here, which is a shame as I am a fan of both actors. It isn't hard to see why it took such a long time for the film to finally be released.

Overall ; It gives you the distinct feeling that they might have run out of money in post-production; the editing is poor and the music throughout the film sounds amateurish. However even without these major flaws the film would still have been rotten to the core.

If this movie had been made in the 80's the jokes would have felt clichéd but now it is simply embarrassing. Add to that the wooden acting of the majority of the cast, the awful dialogue and the lack of chemistry between any of the actors; it is no surprise (that at the time of writing); no one else has bothered to review this movie and only 50 or so people have even voted.

Anyway; I wouldn't recommend this film to anyone. If you are considering watching this movie; please use your time more wisely!

1/10


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