If you look up the word "nerd" in the dictionary, you're liable to find Leisure Suit Larry's picture as a definition. Leisure Suit Larry is the kind of guy you see in just about every seedy singles bar. He wears a white leisure suit with the shirt open to the waist (lots of gold chains make up for the lack of a chest). If you can get past the glow of his Grecian formula, you can see that his hairline is making a hasty retreat from his forehead. Larry is the original blind date nightmare - the kind of guy you wouldn't want your daughter to date, let alone meet. He is such a loser that Cosmo Magazine once voted him "most negligible bachelor of the year." A Time Magazine article on "The War Between The Sexes" carried his picture with the caption "an unarmed innocent bystander." Why, however, is Larry suddenly popular with the ladies? On cruise ships, in laid back Los Angeles, and in other exotic locations, Larry is suddenly attracting the attention of all kinds of nubile nymphettes. He's...
Did You Know?
Among the rich couples at the resort restaurant are the Williams. This could be a reference to Ken Williams
and Roberta Williams
, the co-founders of Sierra On-Line. See more
The spelling of the chief's daughter's name alternates between Kalalau and Kalalua. See more
The broiling tropical sun strikes the sand you took from the beach and quickly melts the snow, revealing... refrigeration coils! You immediately realize the meaning: Dr. Nonookee has created a glacier on the side of a volcano in the middle of the tropics to prevent the island natives from disturbing his evil doings! What power! What force! (What an asshole!)
References Mixed-Up Mother Goose