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Wooly Boys (2001) Poster

(2001)

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Charles: You know this is just what my mom was afraid of: peer pressure. And it's coming from my grandfather.

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A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: Mind telling me why you were sittin' buck naked on a porcuipine?

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Shuck: Ow! I said pull em' out, not break em' off!

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Agent Collins: Okay, we've got a burglary...

Kate: No, it always looks this way.

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[to a horse]

Shuck: Don't just stand there. Either herd the sheep or I gotta buy me a sheep dog.

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Hank Dawson: So, where's your uglier half?

A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: I left him out there to deal with Martinez.

Hank Dawson: I'm gonna have to drag my ass all the way up there to investigate a double homicide?

A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: A man can't sit around all day drinkin' coffee.

Hank Dawson: He can sure as hell try.

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A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: I ain't linin' Ma Bell's pantaloons for two calls a year.

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[in a Greyhound bus station]

A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: How much does it cost to ride the 'Hound to Minneapolis these days?

Verla: Why, Stoney hon', you haven't been to the Twin Cities since Dolly Parton went, criminies, went from a C cup to a triple D.

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Charles: Do you have any idea how long it's taken me to get into that site?

Shuck: Do you have any idea how long I've been standin' here?

Charles: Great, I'm getting a lesson in bad manners from a cowboy.

Shuck: Sheep rancher.

Charles: There's a difference?

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Shuck: Want ya to try gettin' the fleeces off in one piece this time. And shear the ewe up front first. She's in the family way.

Martinez: I think I could have figured that out for myself. I am a woman.

Shuck: You coulda fooled me.

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Charles: Where's the bathroom? Or do you guys just open the door and pee?

A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: Down the hall, hang a left.

Charles: Is there any soap?

A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: Why? Plan to pee on your hand?

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A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: I don't like the way she's raising you.

Charles: Oh? How's that?

A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: Like a frail litter runt still suckin' hind tit.

Charles: OK, I've got no idea what that means, but you can't talk to me like that.

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Charles: What's that smell?

A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: Dirt. Wool. Grass... Life.

Charles: All I smell is shit.

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Shuck: I wouldn't make a lot of noise if I was you. You don't want to alert Stoney to your leavin'.

Charles: As if he would care if I left.

Shuck: What makes you think he don't care?

Charles: I don't know... What would you call no contact for nine years?

Shuck: I'd call it bein' a man of few words.

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A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: Even up the reins. Drop your heels. Turn your knees inward.

Charles: Hey, I've ridden a horse before! OK, it was "Virtual Saddle."

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Charles: Drinkin' under age, drivin' without a license, now vandalism. You're a bad influence, Stoney.

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A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: Home. Quite a word.

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Kate: Mr. McKormick, we have pitched this deal for nearly two days. Either spur the horse or get your ass out of the saddle!

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Shuck: You know, we ought to be thinkin' about gettin' the kid back home, Stoney. He belongs to his mama. You can't turn him into a wooly boy in two hours.

A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: You can't teach nobody nothin' around here.

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Hank Dawson: Agent Collins, I know Stony and Shuck. They're just a couple of harmless...

Orville Spratt: Sheriff! Sheriff! Shuck just shot Owen!

Hank Dawson: ...old felons.

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Charles: So where's Hidden Springs?

A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: I'll know it when I see it.

Shuck: Then we're all in big trouble, 'cause the old fart forgot his glasses.

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A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: Skeleton trees. We head north.

Charles: Skeleton trees? Bald rock, broke twig? This is how you guys get around?

A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: The land has scars just like people. Helps you recognize where you are.

Shuck: You gotta a better way?

Charles: Yeah! Turn left at Burger King... if you hit Taco Bell, you've gone too far.

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[repeated line]

A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: If you want to curse, go outside.

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[calling his lamb]

Charles: Come on, CPU!

Shuck: What the hell kind of name is CPU?

Charles: Beats "Chili Meat", that's what.

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Nurse: You wouldn't shoot.

Shuck: Lady, I castrate sheep with my teeth for a living.

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