Out Cold (2001) Poster


Zach Galifianakis: Luke



  • Luke : No regrets, that's my motto. That and everybody Wang Chung tonight.

  • Luke : Can you get an STD from a polar bear?

  • Luke : This suit is really cramping my Hardy Boys. It's no mystery.

  • Luke : Well, yeah it dosen't really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer.

  • Luke : [drunk]  There you are, I've been looking for you, come inside, you look so beautiful and I wanted to see if you wanted to dance...

    [Anna walks up] 

    Luke : Not you, him and his white tuxedo.

  • Luke : He's had a crush on that bench for years

  • Luke : You know I hate what they're doing to the mountain, but this is the best vanilla latte I have ever had. You can actually taste the vanilla beans... I don't like the coffee.

  • Barry : So, uh, who's the "jaccuzi casanova?"

    Stumpy : [pointing at Luke]  Yeah, that's him right there

    Luke : Thanks Stumpy

    Stumpy : They call him that because he had himself up in it, ya know? lovin' it strong.

  • Luke : Good evening. You all know the rules of King of the Mountain. Rule number one: you do not talk about King of the Mountain. Rule number two: there are no rules.

    Anthony : Uh, what about rule number one?

    Luke : That's more of a guidline than a rule, do not interrupt!

  • Eric Montclare : Luke, why don't you shut up before my fist makes an appointment with your ass?

    Luke : Eric, do you notice you're always talking about sticking something in my ass, and that time it wasn't even a threat,


    Luke : technically, that was *flirting*...

  • Rick : Bull Mountain is our home, and I say we do something about it!

    Pig Pen : Yeah! It is our town!

    Jenny : Yeah!

    Barry : So you got a plan?

    Rick : No.

    Luke : [pause]  I'm in.

    Anthony : Me too.

    Jenny : Let's do it!

  • Luke : This uniform is really cramping my Olsen Twins. Lance, Can I get a drink for Mary Kate and Ashley?

  • Inga : Where did you get all these scars?

    Luke : Well, let's see. Skateboard... Truck accident... Fire hydrant.

    Inga : I bet each one has its own exciting story, no?

    Luke : No not really. I skateboarded off of a truck into a fire hydrant.

  • Luke : [punches Pig Pen]  A little sensitivity here. Can't you see this is a dejected man?

    Pig Pen : Now Rick, get your dejected head out of your ass. Papa wanted you to run this mountain.

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