American Pie 2 (2001)
Eddie Kaye Thomas: Finch
[talking to a picture of Stifler's Mom ]
Finch : How did you do that magic you did?
[the two "lesbians" are making the guys give each other hand jobs]
Stifler : Its okay. Its okay. I know what I have to do.
[starts undoing his shorts]
Stifler : I have to keep this party going. I'm taking one for the team.
[Finch and Jim run away]
Finch : I AM NOT TOUCHING THAT.
Jim : PUT THAT THING AWAY STIFLER.
Stifler : What's wrong with you guys? We almost had them. Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing.
Finch : [1:05:33] Jim, this happens to the best of us.
Jim : You got laid in an art museum?
Finch : The Met. Oh, and the Guggenheim with Francesca.
Jim : The Guggenheim?
Finch : And then my Social Psyche professor in Baskin-Robbins.
Jim : Alright, enough Finch.
Finch : But, I'll tell you none of these women even compares to...
Finch : Stifler's mom is a goddess.