American Pie 2 (2001) Poster

Eddie Kaye Thomas: Finch



  • [Stifler and Finch are fighting after Stifler found Finch in his mom's room] 

    Jim : Okay, guys, we went through this last summer, all right? Finch got a black eye and Stifler got six stitches

    Stifler : Cause he fuckin' bit me!

    Finch : You touch me, I bite.

  • [last lines] 

    Finch : Oh, Jeanine, Jeanine!

    Stifler's Mom : Call me Stifler's Mom.

    Finch : [orgasmic noise]  STIFLER'S MO-O-O - OM!

  • [talking to a picture of Stifler's Mom ] 

    Finch : How did you do that magic you did?

  • [the two "lesbians" are making the guys give each other hand jobs] 

    Stifler : Its okay. Its okay. I know what I have to do.

    [starts undoing his shorts] 

    Stifler : I have to keep this party going. I'm taking one for the team.

    [Finch and Jim run away] 



    Stifler : What's wrong with you guys? We almost had them. Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing.

  • Finch : [watering a plant]  Ah! Mmm-Mmm. Ah! Ah-ah-ah! Ahhh! Ahhhhhh! That was it. Right there. That was a pure Tantric moment. The ficus. The water. It was all erotic. One more stimulant, I would have had full release.

    Stifler : Finch, stay the fuck away from that ficus. That's a jiz-free ficus.

  • Finch : Go Fish

    Kevin : Finch, we're playing gin!

    Finch : Oh, well... gin

  • Finch : [1:05:33]  Jim, this happens to the best of us.

  • Jim : You got laid in an art museum?

    Finch : The Met. Oh, and the Guggenheim with Francesca.

    Jim : The Guggenheim?

    Finch : And then my Social Psyche professor in Baskin-Robbins.

    Jim : Alright, enough Finch.

    Finch : But, I'll tell you none of these women even compares to...

    Jim , Oz , Kevin : Stifler's mom!

    Finch : Stifler's mom is a goddess.

  • Justin : Hey, bro, hey man, you're the guy who boned Stifler's mom! Hey, you are a god.

    John : Holy shit, dude. If I didn't have to hold my dick cause I got to piss so bad, I would shake your hand.

    Finch : I'm honored guys.

    John : But, don't leave. You must teach me. How? How!

  • Finch : I got to find a new goddess. It's gonna take patience; but, I've been celibate all summer.

    Jim : Hey, you kinda get used to it though, huh?

    Finch : Are you insane?

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