Cheats (2002) Poster


Morris Panych: Mr. Harkin


  • [Handsome, Sammy and Victor are pulled out of class in regards to cheating] 

    Mr. Harkin : You punks... must think I'm some kind of idiot.

    Handsome : What the hell are you talking about?

    Mr. Harkin : What am I talking about? What am I - I got a classroom full a kids in there, and the highest mark that anybody got was 55. Sammy you got 81, Handsome you got 84 and Victor you got 100 percen. Congratulations, Victor! Can anybody explain to me the root of this freak occurrence?

    [a beat of silence] 

    Handsome : What the hell am I doing out here?

    [Handsome throws his pencil, takes off his shirt and starts hitting lockers] 

    Mr. Harkin : Handsome, calm down!

    Handsome : You think I cheated? Give me the test right now, Mr. Harkin! Right now!

    Mr. Harkin : Alright, I-I- I'll give you the test next period.

    Handsome : No! Not next period! Right now! Right now! I'll take it right now!

    [Handsome drops to the ground in a Zen-like pose] 

    Handsome : I'm ready for the test.

    Mr. Harkin : Handsome... put your shirt back on and go back to class. I'm sorry I accused you.

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