Invader ZIM (2001–2006)
Rodger Bumpass: Professor Membrane, Actor Dib, Animatronic Horrors, Crowd Choir, Deep-Voiced Man, Ghost, Kids on Bus, Man in Crowd, Nightmare Bitters, Nightmare Membrane...
Professor Membrane : What's your brother doing this time? He's not trying to raise the dead again, is he? Always with the dead, that boy!
Gaz : ...He's talking...
Professor Membrane : Oh, is that all? Daughter, some people like to talk. Your brother likes to talk about insane things! Maybe he'd become less insane if you listened!
Gaz : But his voice fills me with a terrible rage!
Professor Membrane : [chuckles] I know it does, honey. I know it does.
Professor Membrane : Kids I'm home!
[sees Gaz, but not Dib]
Professor Membrane : Where's your brother?
Gaz : He's out. Let's go!
Professor Membrane : No, no! It's family night, that means everyone! If he doesn't get back soon we'll have to put it off till next year!
Gaz : What about the rest of this year?
Professor Membrane : Well...
[contacts his co-worker, Simmons]
Professor Membrane : Simmons, how does my schedule look for the rest of this year?
Simmons : Busy Sir! Very busy! Wait! Something just opened up in September! Oh, scratch that it just filled up!
Professor Membrane : No good honey, it has to be today! And I've got a cure to discover at 9:30, so if he doesn't get back soon we'll have to cancel the whole thing!
Professor Membrane : [shakes head] My poor insane son.
[Gaz grabs a baseball bat and proceeds to go to the mall to get a Game Slave 2]
Professor Membrane : Wait, where do you think you're going?
Gaz : To the mall. Game Slave 2 goes on sale at midnight! I need one!
Professor Membrane : Oh, alright then, have fun! Just one thing take your brother with you, it can be dangerous out there!
Gaz : That's what the bats for.
[a robotic claw takes the bat away from Gaz]
Gaz : Awww
Dib : [getting ready to watch his favorite show] I've been waiting all night to see this, she can wait to get her stupid game!
Professor Membrane : Son, video games development hand eye coordination and make kids into better human beings!
Dib : Oh ok, but only after the show is over.
Gaz : [growls in anger]
[Dib contacts Professor Membrane]
Professor Membrane : Not now son! I'm right in the middle of...
Dib : But dad, it's Santa! He's evil and he wants to annihilate all mankind!
Professor Membrane : I knew this day would come! Son, I'm giving you full access to the anti-Santa arsenal I made when I was a child. Good luck destroying Santa! And Merry Christmas.