Sam Carter : I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.
Jack O'Neill : Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with scientists.
Sam Carter : Oh, Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you... or are we gonna have to arm wrestle?
[preparing to go through the Stargate to Abydos]
Jack O'Neill : Captain?
Samantha Carter : Don't worry, Colonel. I won't let you down.
Jack O'Neill : Good. I was gonna say, "Ladies first."
Samantha Carter : You know, you really will like me when you get to know me.
Jack O'Neill : Oh, I adore you already, Captain.
Samantha Carter : [Seeing the Control Plinth of the Gate at Abydos for the first time] Amazing.
Samantha Carter : But, this is what was missing from the dig at Giza.
Samantha Carter : [Touches the central boss] This is how they controlled it.
Samantha Carter : It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to 'MacGyver' a system for the Gate on Earth.
Jack O'Neill : Captain.
Samantha Carter : Look how small it is.
Jack O'Neill : Captain!
George Hammond : Where's Captain Carter?
Samuels : Just arriving, sir.
Jack O'Neill : Carter?
George Hammond : I'm assigning Sam Carter to this mission.
Jack O'Neill : I'd prefer to put together my own team, sir.
George Hammond : Not on this mission. Sorry. Carter's our expert on the Stargate.
Jack O'Neill : Where's he transferring from?
Samantha Carter : [Carter enters the room] She is transferring from the Pentagon. I take it you're Colonel O'Neill. Captain Samantha Carter reporting, sir.