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Scary Sexy Disaster Movie (1999)

TITanic 2000: Vampire of the Titanic (original title)
Deadly cargo has been stowed aboard the Titanic Double-D in the form of a beautiful and voluptuous lesbian vampire named Vladamina, but she's not there for the shuffleboard and all-night buffet.

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John Paul Fedele (as John P. Fedele)

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Michael Raso (story) (as Michael L. Raso), John Paul Fedele (screenplay) (as Clancy Fitzsimmons) | 1 more credit »
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Michael R. Thomas ... Eegor / Captain Skimmer
Jacob Bogert Jacob Bogert ... Mareem
Suzanne Lenore Suzanne Lenore ... 1st Victim
Tammy Parks Tammy Parks ... Vladamina
Joseph Prussak ... Mr. Pidant (as Joe Prussak)
Bob MacKay Bob MacKay ... Chimes / Edmund
David Fine David Fine ... Mr. Blatent
Jeffrey Faoro Jeffrey Faoro ... Mr. Smythe / Second Mate (as Jeff Faoro)
Tina Krause ... Shari O'Kari
John Paul Fedele John Paul Fedele ... Glitter Bolan (as John Fedele)
Elizabeth Cintron Elizabeth Cintron ... Molly Black
William Hellfire William Hellfire ... Beaner / Ralph / Guitar Player (as Bill Hellfire)
Jon Fidelli Jon Fidelli ... Mr. Visper
John Bacchus John Bacchus ... Winslow (as Zachary Snygg)
Pete Jacelone ... Mr. Pissington
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The luxury liner Titanic 2000 has set sail on its maiden voyage, and one of the passengers is the vampire Vladamina. Vladamina is searching for a woman she can turn into a vampire queen, and frustrated rock groupie Shari looks to be a perfect target. As various people get seduced and/or killed as the liner continues on its doomed voyage, Shari must chose between eternity as a living dead sex slave or a frigid grave at the bottom of the ocean. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>

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Rated R for strong sexuality, nudity and language | See all certifications »
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At least it didn't have Celine Dion!
20 November 2007 | by lastliberalSee all my reviews

Between Walter Lord's 1958 film "A Night to Remember" and this one, there was James Cameron's disaster film with Leonardo DiCaprio. This film has Leoardo, but it was Sir Leonardo of DiCapro.

Renamed "Scary Sexy Disaster Movie," there was certainly nothing scary and the disaster was the movie itself. It looked as if they put out a casting call on My Space, and the sets looked similar to those homemade Halloween costumes.

At least they did not have to waste money on life vests, as the stars (Tammy Parks and Tina Krause) were equipped with natural flotation devices. Tammy Parks, as the Vampire of the TITanic, gave us two delightful performances during the film. That was it. The rest of the film was a total waste.

At least I didn't have to listen to "My Heart Will Go On."


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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

June 2014 (USA) See more »

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Randolph, New Jersey, USA See more »

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