Richard "Richie" Twat and Edward "Eddie" Elizabeth Ndingombaba are two losers who run Guest House Paradiso, the worst hotel in the UK. Guest House Paradiso is next-door to a nuclear power plant, The chef is a illegal immigrant and the waiter is a mental patient who has escaped from a mental hospital. Once the guests check-in, they are dying to check-out. Richie and Eddie's luck is about to change when Gina Carbonara, a Italian movie star checks in and is hiding away from her horrible fiancé Gino Bolognese and the Nice family checks in and Richie discovers Mr. and Mrs. Nice has a rubber bra and underpants. But all hell breaks loose when Richie and Eddie serves radioactive fish to the guests for supper and Gino has tracked Gina down and the guests become very sick.
Did You Know?
When Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson wrote the first draft of the screenplay and did a read through, the film was 3 and a half hours long and they had to rewrite it twice to get to make the film 90 minutes which they decided to keep all the best gags. Whilst Rik Mayall was in hospital recovering from his quad bike accident, Adrian Edmondson did the final draft of the screenplay by himself and Rik Mayall and Phil McIntyre decided Adrian Edmondson should direct the film. See more
In the "Vomit" scene, the door leading to the young married couple's room is covered in green slime but in the next shot it is clean. See more
Where are the whores I ordered? I ordered three prostitutes! Send them to my room, I'll take them now.
A scence with Richie, Eddie and Gina on a beach in the caribbean, running "Beach House Paradiso", a bar, is shown. See more
When the film aired on the Star Movies channel, all the 'F' words were removed. See more