Family Fortunes (1980–2002)
Bob Monkhouse: Himself - Host
Bob Monkhouse : Top three answers on the board: Name something that uses microchips.
Contestant : [Buzzes in] Fish fryer.
Contestant : Ah... sorry!
Bob Monkhouse : [to a contestant playing for the West family] Are you West?
Contestant : No, I'm Bent.
Bob Monkhouse : [the contestant's name is Rich Bent] He's Rich and he's Bent. And they say crime doesn't pay.