If You Only Knew (2000) Poster

David Markey: Tom


  • Tom : Sam, let me ask you something. When you needed a friend, was Parker a friend?

    Samantha : What?

    Tom : And when you needed a lover, wasn't Parker a great lover?

    Samantha : GOOD lover.

    Tom : Really? Because I seem to remember you saying, "Oh, Tom, he's such a great lover!"

    Samantha : Okay! Okay.

    Tom : And when you needed a gay roommate, wasn't Parker a gay roommate?

    Samantha : Tom, what's your point?

    Tom : Just this - that ever since I've known you, you've never been able to find the kind of man who was everything you needed... until now.

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