If You Only Knew (2000) Poster

Paul Sampson: Matt


  • Troy : Baby, I smell some gossip. I smell big, fat, stinking, juicy gossip.

    Matt : Troy, my friend, you have no idea.

  • Matt : [at the water cooler]  What's wrong, pal?

    Parker Concorde : [sigh]  Sam left me.

    Matt : Oh, come on, Park. There's PLENTY of guys out there for ya.

    Parker Concorde : Sam's a girl.

    Troy : [entering]  Woo, a girl?

    Parker Concorde : I like women!

    Troy : Good, good. That's what I'm talkin' about! Join the club! See, that's what it's all about.

    Matt : I like 'em, too.

    Troy : Yeah. Does... does Jack know about this?

    Parker Concorde : I went out with Jack to avoid Tom.

    Matt : Yeah, but you and Tom were so... so cute together.

    Parker Concorde : My girlfriend set me up, so I HAD to go out with Tom.

    Kim : [joining in]  Why would your girlfriend set you up with a guy?

    Parker Concorde : She thought I was gay.

    Matt : Kinky.

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