If You Only Knew (2000)
Paul Sampson: Matt
Matt : [at the water cooler] What's wrong, pal?
Parker Concorde : [sigh] Sam left me.
Matt : Oh, come on, Park. There's PLENTY of guys out there for ya.
Parker Concorde : Sam's a girl.
Troy : [entering] Woo, a girl?
Parker Concorde : I like women!
Troy : Good, good. That's what I'm talkin' about! Join the club! See, that's what it's all about.
Matt : I like 'em, too.
Troy : Yeah. Does... does Jack know about this?
Parker Concorde : I went out with Jack to avoid Tom.
Matt : Yeah, but you and Tom were so... so cute together.
Parker Concorde : My girlfriend set me up, so I HAD to go out with Tom.
Kim : [joining in] Why would your girlfriend set you up with a guy?
Parker Concorde : She thought I was gay.
Matt : Kinky.