Richie buys an inflatable doll named Monica as his lover, and he tries to conceal it from Eddie. But it all goes terribly wrong when Richie accidentally super glues Monica to his groin, mistaking Eddie's super glue for Handcream.
Did You Know?
After Eddie fills out the competition on the cereal box, he edits it slightly and declares that his final answer is 'Hot girls, skimpy knockers, look out everyone!". In fact, after removing the words he mentions, his actual final answer would be "bloody hot there, that's why. What a stupid question. besides, there's lots of birds knocking about the beach, wearing skimpy bikinis, knockers hanging out for everyone get a good look.
Also, he mentions removing the words 'the' and 'is'. Those words were never in his original answer. See more
Eddie I have decided to kill myself because I'm so heavily in debt!
Fucking Hell! A line from the play!
[Punches Rik playfully on the arm, Rik slides off his chair and sits in the floor, dejectedly
Just shut up and watch the play, alright?
YOU leave me alone or we're never going to get out of South-Fucking-Hampton!
At the end of the show a large black curtain is raised bearing the legend: THAT'S IT FUCK OFF See more