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Oh Those Nurses! (1982)

X | | Adult, Comedy | 1982 (USA)
Every year, the graduating class of nurses reward wounded WWII veterans by volunteering to replace their doctors for one day. But this year, four of them try outwearing the hospital's old general owner so his son would take over.

Director:

C.C. Williams

Writer:

Nancy Deeds
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Cast

Cast overview:
Suzzanna Ash Suzzanna Ash ... Nurse Grimbal (as Crystal Ashe)
Lori Palmer Lori Palmer ... Nurse Brook (as Terry O)
Merle Michaels Merle Michaels ... Nurse Shield
Diane May Diane May ... Nurse Willow (as April May)
Lysa Thatcher Lysa Thatcher ... Nurse Dawn (as Lisa Thatcher)
Robert Kerman ... Soldier (as R. Bolla)
Ron Jeremy ... Soldier
David Morris David Morris ... Soldier (as David Morse)
Jake Teague Jake Teague ... General Wastemall
Bjorn Torvait Bjorn Torvait ... Gilford Wastemall (as Lance Buck)
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Storyline

The film starts as a World War II veteran recalls a threesome with another soldier and a grateful French rescued Nurse Willow. Years later in a hospital, he is nonchalant when a nurse casually does sexual acts with his privates. His soldier friend though is only too happy to join her from behind. A soldier in the next room allows Nurse Grimbal to cure his impotence. In a third room, Nurse Dawn offers the same cure to a mute soldier. She too is joined from behind by the first soldier, who continues on to join Nurse Shield in a fourth room. Meanwhile, General Wastemail, who owns the hospital, has a son Gilford who plans a takeover by paying the nurses to outwear his incompetent old father with sex. When Nurse Shield fails the task, Nurse Grimbal joins in. Head nurse Brook joins both. Nurse Dawn offers her backside. Alas, the old man not only stands tall, but regains his health out of the experience. Written by Anonymous

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Your temperature isn't the only thing that's going to rise!

Genres:

Adult | Comedy

Certificate:

X | See all certifications »
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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English | French

Release Date:

1982 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Oh Those Nurses See more »

Filming Locations:

New York, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

Fernwood Pictures See more »
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Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.37 : 1
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Trivia

Jake Teague's character name "General Wastemall" (meant to sound like "waste 'em all") is a takeoff on General William C. Westmoreland, commander of U.S. forces in Vietnam from 1964 through early 1968. See more »

Goofs

The film's credits list actress Suzzanna Ash's character as "Nurse Grimbal". In fact, Ash plays "Head Nurse Cathy Morgan". The name "Nurse Grimbal" is not used in the film. See more »

Quotes

[after his son plans a takeover by paying four of his father's nurses to outwear him sexually]
General Wastemail: Boy, boy, it's a miracle! I can see! I can hear! I can walk! And I can fuck!
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Lysa Thatcher highlights a dumb porn comedy
17 December 2014 | by lor_See all my reviews

The beauty and erotic talent of young Lysa Thatcher is on display in this forgettable comedy vehicle. Her fans will make it a must-see.

Broad playing and emphasis on farce are the meat of this goofy exercise, in which one of porndom's original old fogies Jake Teague plays a dotty general celebrating the 40th anniversary of a World War II battle.

Nurses service the men at this soldiers' hostel and Jerry Butler is quite hammy as the general's son. Unusual for standard-issue porn is inclusion of plenty of drag cross-dressing by Butler, Ron Jeremy and others, which was probably more disconcerting than amusing to the adult movie house patrons when this was released.

Thatcher's abilities in both oral and anal sex scenes are what matter, and by not making her the center of attention the film ultimately betrays its prime directive: to stimulate arousal.


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