Fight Club (1999) Poster

(1999)

Zach Grenier: Richard Chesler

Quotes 

  • Richard Chesler : [1:04:51]  The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club?

    Narrator : [Voice-over]  I'm half asleep again; I must've left the original in the copy machine.

    Richard Chesler : The second rule of Fight Club - is this yours?

    Narrator : Huh?

    Richard Chesler : Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do?

    Narrator : [pauses]  Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous.

    [Gets up from the chair] 

    Narrator : [Talking slowly]  And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.

    Narrator : [Voice-over]  Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.

    [Snatches the piece of paper from boss' hands] 

    Narrator : [Voice-over]  And I used to be such a nice guy.

    Narrator : Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.

    [Phone rings] 

    Narrator : [Into phone]  Compliance and Liability...?

    Marla Singer : My tit's gonna rot off.

    Narrator : [to boss]  Would you excuse me? I need to take this.

  • Richard Chesler : Get the fuck out of here, you're fired!

    Narrator : I have a better solution. You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant and in exchange for my salary, my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. I don't even have to come into the office, I can do this job from home.

  • Richard Chesler : Is that your blood?

    Narrator : Some of it, yeah.

  • Narrator : Do you want me to deprioritize my current reports until you advise me of a status upgrade?

    Richard Chesler : Yes. Make these your primary action items.

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