I Got the Hook Up (1998)
Anthony Johnson: Blue
Blue : Tell her I'll have on some gym socks and a backstage pass from a Kool Moe Dee concert.
Blue : Tell her I'll be wearing cowboy boots with some click-clacks around my neck.
Blue : Tell her I'll be butt naked with a belt on, and a beeper, and some Blu-Blockers.
Blue : Tell her I'ma be butt naked with a 'Bout It radio sticker sign on my ass. And a gold necklace. And a class ring.
Blue : Tell her I'ma be asshole naked with some handcuffs and a whip, and a hula skirt. And a saddle on my back. And a big-ass NFL hat on.
Little Girl : Look, my mama want her money back.
Blue : How am I gonna give you the money back? You done ate one of the pig's feet.
Little Girl : No we didn't.
Blue : I got a magic lamp. Tell your mama she gotta rub this every Wednesday at 3:42 standing on one leg with Al Green playing in the background, her money will pop out. And tell your daddy to buy you another shirt.
Blue : They're gonna put me on fries and that's when I'll start making the big bucks.