John Travolta: Sean Archer
Castor Troy : [to Jamie] If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants.
Castor Troy : [during the shootout at the apartment] I don't know what I hate wearing worse: your face or your body. I mean I enjoy *boning* your wife, but let's face it, we both like it better the other way, yes? So why don't we trade back.
Sean Archer : You can't give back what you've taken from me.
Castor Troy : OK, then... plan B, why don't we just kill each other?
Sean Archer : [as Castor Troy] This is between us. Leave them out of it.
Castor Troy : [as Sean Archer] No. You should have left them out of it. Your son was an accident. I wanted to kill you. But, you took it too personally. Why couldn't you just kill yourself or let it go?
Sean Archer : [as Castor Troy] No father could.
Castor Troy : [as Sean Archer] No brother could either.
Sasha Hassler : [coming in] Neither could a sister.
[Troy and Archer see each other for the first time with each other's faces]
Castor Troy : [grins] OOOEEEE, you're good lookin'! You're hot!
[cocks his head]
Castor Troy : It's like looking in a mirror, only not.
Sean Archer : Troy?
Castor Troy : Now that is between us. OK?
Sean Archer : But you were, were, uh...
Castor Troy : In a coma? Nothing like having your face cut off to disturb your sleep! Read the newspaper lately?
[shows him a newspaper article headlined "Deadly Inferno at Walsh Institute"]
Sean Archer : You killed them?
Castor Troy : Yeah well, beats paying the bill, huh? I mean, come on, uh, if a face lift costs five grand...
[shows Archer's wedding ring on his hand]
Castor Troy : ... SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE?
[Cut to a shot of Miller, Dr. Walsh, and Tito, all bound and gagged, being doused with gasoline]
Sean Archer : [feeling a lump forming in his throat] Tito!
[In flashback, a hand drops a lit cigarette in a puddle of gasoline that quickly spreads towards the captives]
Castor Troy : I torched all the evidence that proves you're you, okay? So, wow! Looks like you're going to be in here for THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS! Now, I have got to go. I've got a government job to abuse and a lonely wife to fuck! Whoops did I just say that? I'm sorry... make love to! God, I miss that face!
Sean Archer : [throws his hands around Castor's neck and tries to strangle him] DIIIIIIE! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
Castor Troy : [Both have each other at gun point after a shoot out in an airplane hanger] Wow. We have something in common. We both know our guns.
Sean Archer : What we don't have in common, is that I don't care if I live, and you do.
Castor Troy : Sean, that hurts. You're not having any fun, are you, Sean? Why don't you join us? Try Terrorism-for-hire, we can blow shit up, it's more FUN!
Sean Archer : Shut the fuck up!
Castor Troy : You watch your FUCKIN' MOUTH! I'm about to unleash the biblical plague "Hell-A" deserves. But I'll give this SHITHOLE a break if my brother and I walk.
Sean Archer : [Not believing what troy is saying] Bullshit.
Castor Troy : Oh, no? Oh, you think I'm bluffing, oh yeah. Maybe I am. But then maybe I'm NOT! Besides, what are you gonna do with me locked up? You'll drive your wife and kid crazy. Oh by the way, how is your daughter, Janie? Your darling peach, is she ripe yet...
[Making barking noises and pulls the trigger on the gun and realizes that he is out of bullets, and falls to his knees]
Castor Troy : Please don't shoot me, man. I'm scared, Sean.
[gets a knife]
Castor Troy : Well, I think you better pull the trigger, because I don't give a FUCK!
Castor Troy : I'm ready, Ready for the big ride, BABY!
Castor Troy : [before he kills Victor] I AM Castor Troy!
Castor Troy : [knowing Eve is not being honest with him] Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.
Castor Troy : [during a stand off against Sean] Sasha, what the *fuck*... are you doing here?
Castor Troy : [after saving Archers daughter from help boyfriend raping her] Do you have protection?
Jamie Archer : Protection? You mean like condoms?
Castor Troy : [pulls out his switchblade] Protection. Next time, let Carl take his pants down, slip this in his thigh, twist it. So the wound won't close...
[gives her the knife]
Castor Troy : Go on, get out of here.
Castor Troy : I am the King!
Wanda : You turned your beeper off.
Castor Troy : Yes, well... my son's birthday.
Wanda : Well, here's some poetic justice, sir... Castor Troy's dead.
Buzz : He got killed trying to escape from Erewhon.
Castor Troy : Where's his body? I want to see his body.
Wanda : It hasn't been recovered yet.
Castor Troy : IT HASN'T BEEN *RECOVERED YET*? *Get the LAPD on this!*
Wanda : Even if he is alive, Castor isn't stupid enough to come back to the city.
Castor Troy : You must... you must trust me. He's already here.
Castor Troy : [during an interview with a news reporter] Interception! Now our side's got the ball. Sorry!
Castor Troy : [during a stand off between him Sean, Sasha and Troy's bodyguards] Wheee. What a predicament.
Castor Troy : [cutting his face with glass shard] You are right, Sean. I misbehaved. I have to be punished. But remember... Every time when you look in the mirror, you'll see my face.
[walks into her room and sees Jamie in her underwear]
Castor Troy : The plot thickens.
Jamie Archer : [on the phone] Carl, I'll have to call you back.
Jamie Archer : You're not respecting my boundaries.
Castor Troy : I'm coming in, Janie.
Jamie Archer : Janie?
Castor Troy : [seeing a pillow that says Jamie on it, he realizes his mistake] I don't think you heard me, JAMIE. You got something I crave.
[closes in on Jamie, reaches back and grabs her pack of cigarettes]
Jamie Archer : [nervously] Danielle left those here.
Castor Troy : I won't tell mom if you don't.
[puts a cigarette in his mouth and lights it]
Jamie Archer : When did you start smoking?
Castor Troy : You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here.
[blows smoke rings at Jamie]
Castor Troy : Papa's got a brand new bag. OW!
Castor Troy : [notices Eve's rear end as she walks to car] I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave.
Castor Troy : [Jamie shot Archer in the shoulder, now Troy has the gun on her] Clod! No daughter of mine would shoot so wide.
Castor Troy : DAD! *Put* the gun down! Put it down. Dad, put it down.
Castor Troy : Now we're going to find out what's in Papa's bag, Peaches!
[licks Jamie's face]
Castor Troy : Say good-bye to Papa.
Castor Troy : [arrogantly to Victor] When all else fails - fresh tactics!
Sean Archer : [over the phone with Victor] When we put this thing to bed, you can brand the fourth amendment on my butt.
Jamie Archer : HOLD IT!
Castor Troy : Good girl, Jamie. SHOOT HIM!
Sean Archer : Honey, don't listen to him. He's not your father.
[Archer's original voice]
Sean Archer : Hear my voice. I'M YOUR FATHER!
Castor Troy : Use your eyes, Jamie and shoot him!
Sean Archer : Don't shoot. Just don't...
Castor Troy : This scumbag, this SCUMBAG shot your BROTHER Jamie. SHOOT HIM!
[Jamie shoots Archer in the shoulder]
Castor Troy : [talking privately in an unmonitored interrogation room] Brother, we're going straight
Pollux Troy : My goodness did you exchange brains as well?
Castor Troy : First thing I need you to confess to is the location of the bomb
Pollux Troy : What about our ten million dollars?
Castor Troy : What about when I become an American hero for defusing the bomb? What's that worth? Know that, thank you, next question
Castor Troy : [Reading Eve's diary] "Date night fizzled again we hadn't made love in two months", what a loser
Castor Troy : [giving a speech] Everybody, I want to thank you for enduring all these years that I was an insufferable bore.
Wanda : Sir, did you just have a surgical procedure?
[Castor's smile freezes. He is unsure what Wanda means]
Castor Troy : What do you mean?
Wanda : Well, was the stick successfully removed from your ass?
[relieved, Castor bursts out laughing. The others join his laughter]
Castor Troy : [On the phone with Pollux] What I'm trying to tell you brother, Pollux once we get the full protection and resources of the government to get rid of our rivals right? then we'll set, and maybe just maybe I'll get my freaking face back, then I'll just have one jag off to take care
[seeing Karl and Jamie in a car]
Castor Troy : Maybe two, happy hunting I'll catch you later.
Sean Archer : I've got something... I have to ask both of you
[brings Adam in the house]
Sean Archer : this is Adam... and he needs a place to live
Jamie Archer : [to Adam] Hi, my name's Jamie
Adam Hassler : I'm Adam
Sean Archer : Why don't you show Adam his new room?
Jamie Archer : Come on
Dr. Eve Archer : OK