Lone Star (1996)
Stephen J. Lang: Mikey
Cliff : I never thought I'd see the a buddy of mine would be dating a woman with three bars on her shoulder.
Mickey : I think it's beyond what you'd call dating.
Cliff : You're gonna get married?
Mickey : Maybe.
Cliff : You met her family? Think her family's gonna be okay that you're a white guy?
Mickey : They think any woman over 30 who isn't married is a lesbian. She figures, they'll be so relieved that I'm a man...
Cliff : Yeah, it's always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice.
Mikey : Let's see... I did two tours of duty in southeast Asia and I was married for five years. I couldn't tell you which experience was worse. I knew she was Japanese going in, but she didn't tell me about the Ninja assassin part.
[on Col. Payne, their new C.O]
Mikey : Man cracks walnuts with his asshole.