Brassed Off (1996)
Jim Carter: Harry
Harry : It's a bloody euphonium!
Women on picket line : [chanting] The miners, united, will never be defeated.
Andy : Poor old biddies. Don't they know they're pissing in the wind, like the rest of us?
Ernie : Can they do that, women?
Andy : What?
Ernie : Piss in the wind.
Jim : No, Ernie. That's just the point.
Ernie : No, but on a nice day, you know, when there's no wind about. They can't - you know - get any direction on it.
Jim : All right, whatever it is that lasses do that's pointless.
Andy : Bloody hell. So much to choose from.
Phil : Fart in a force ten?
Jim : By god, Phil, you don't half know some funny women.
Harry : Steady lads. My missus does that.
All : [guffaw]
Harry : You daft bastards. Women Against Closure? That is when she's not farting in a force ten!