Toy Story (1995)
John Ratzenberger: Hamm
Rex : Mr. Lightyear, now I'm curious... what does a space ranger actually do?
Woody : He's not a space ran-*ger*! He doesn't fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly.
Buzz : Excuse me.
Buzz : [Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement]
Hamm : Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody : Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.
Buzz : They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I *can* fly.
Woody : No, you can't.
Buzz : [scoffs] Yes, I can.
Woody : Can't.
Buzz : Can.
Woody : Can't, can't, ca-an't!
Buzz : I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody : Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.
Buzz : All right then, I will.
Mr. Potato Head : [Noticing Woody calling from Sid's house] Son of a building block!It's Woody!
Hamm : He's in the psycho's bedroom!
Bo Peep : Woody?
Woody : Boy, am I glad to see you guys!
Slinky Dog : I knew you'd come back!
Bo Peep : What are you doing over there?
Woody : It's a long story, I'll explain later. Here! Catch this!
[Woody throws a String of Christmas Lights across to Andy's Window, which Slinky grabs successfully]
Slinky Dog : I got it!
Woody : Good going Slink! Now tie it onto something!
Mr. Potato Head : Wait, I have a better idea! How about we don't?
[Snatches the lights off Slinky]
Slinky Dog : Hey!
Bo Peep : Potato Head!
Mr. Potato Head : Did you all take those Stupid Pills this morning? Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?
[the other toys shake their head]
Mr. Potato Head : And now you wanna let him back over here?
Woody : No, no. You got it all wrong Potato Head. Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here. He's with me.
Mr. Potato Head : You are a liar!
Woody : No i'm not!
[Calling to Buzz]
Woody : Buzz, come over here and tell the nice toy's that you're not dead!
Woody : Just a sec.
Woody : [Walks back into Sid's Room and calls over to Buzz] Buzz, will you get up here and gimme a hand?
[Buzz throws his broken-off arm to Woody]
Woody : Ha-ha, ha-ha. That's real funny. THIS IS SERIOUS!
Woody : [Running towards Buzz in a Mocking sort of Manner] Buzz! Oh, Buzz! Buzz Lightyear! Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness! We've got trouble!
Buzz : Trouble? Where?
Woody : Down there. Just down there. A helpless toy! It's - It's trapped, Buzz!
Buzz : Then we've no time to lose.
[Buzz jumps over to the Side of the Desk, while Woody sneaks over to RC's Remote, waking him up, and aiming him directly at Buzz]
Buzz : I don't see anything!
Woody : Uh, he's there. Just - Just keep looking.
[Woody sends RC driving towards Buzz. Buzz jumps out of the way, and RC crashes into the pin-up Board in the corner, knocking all the pins down around Buzz. The board crashes down into Andy's Globe, knocking it loose, rolling towards Buzz]
Woody : [Buzz jumps out of the globe's way, onto the Windowsill, but the Globe strikes Andy's Folding-Arm Desk Lamp. It spins over Woody, who ducks out of the way, and hits Buzz, sending him flying out the window]
Woody : Buzz!
[Buzz flies into the Bushes nearby and disappears]
Slinky Dog : [the Rest of Andy's Toys gather round] I don't see him in the driveway. I think he bounced into Sid's Yard.
[Woody gulps and backs away from the window after what happened]
Slinky Dog : [after Buzz gets knocked out the window and lands into the bushes nearby] Hey guys, RC's trying to tell us something.
Rex : What is it Boy?
R.C. the Race Car : [RC Whirrs his wheels]
Mr. Potato Head : He says that this is *no* accident!
Bo Peep : What do you mean?
Mr. Potato Head : I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed, by Woody!
[the toys all stare at Woody in shock]
Woody : Wait a minute, You don't think I even meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?
Mr. Potato Head : That's Mr. Potato Head to *you* you Backstabbing murderer!
Woody : Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me.
Slinky Dog : We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?
Rex : [Nervously] Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations!
Mr. Potato Head : Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz might be Andy's *new* favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with *me* more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me out the window too?
Hamm : I don't think we should give him the chance.
[watching guests arrive for Andy's party]
Rex : Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
Hamm : Oh, for crying out loud, they're all in *boxes*, you idiot.
Rex : They're getting bigger...
Slinky Dog : Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
[boy turns around, revealing the full length of the box he's carrying]
Sergeant : [he can't see what Andy is holding up] It's a...
Rex : It's A WHAT? WHAT IS IIIITTTTT?
[Rex shakes the table, inadvertently knocking off the TalkBoy and causing the batteries to fall out]
Rex : Oh, no!
Mr. Potato Head : Oh, you big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
Rex : Way to go, Rex!
Woody : [as the toys struggle to put the batteries back in the TalkBoy] No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!
Hamm : He's putting them in backward!
[to Mr. Potato Head]
Hamm : Hey, you're putting 'em in backwards!
Woody : PLUS IS POSITIVE! MINUS IS NEGATIVE! Oh, let me!
Sergeant : [downstairs, into the Baby Monitor] Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!
[Woody puts the batteries back in properly and picks the Talkboy up]
Sergeant : ... juvenile intrusion, repeat! Assume your positions now!
Woody : ANDY'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry!
[mayhem breaks out]
Mr. Potato Head : [in a panic] Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?
Rex : Out of my way! Here I come, here I come!
[Rex bonks his head with bucket]
Rex : Hey, Woody? Where'd you go?
Mr. Potato Head : He's lying, Buzz ain't there.
[Woody returns with Buzz' detached arm, hiding it slightly from the other toys]
Woody : Oh, hi Buzz. Why don't you say hello to the guys over there?
Woody : [Imitating Buzz' voice] Hiya fellas. To infinity and beyond!
Rex : [while he and the other toys look in amazement] Hey look, it's Buzz!
Woody : [shakes the arm's hand] Yeah, hey, Buzz. Let's show the guys our new secret best-friends hand shake. Gimme five, man!
[Hi fives Buzz's severed arm]
Hamm : [to Mr. Potato Head] Something's screwy here.
Woody : So, you see. We're friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz?
Woody : You bet, give me a hug.
[makes the arm grab his neck and pull him forward into a hug; chuckles]
Woody : Oh. I love you, too.
Slinky Dog : See? It is Buzz!
[to Mr. Potato Head]
Slinky Dog : Now give back the lights, Potato Head.
Hamm : Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.
Mr. Potato Head : [as Woody tries to persuade everyone that Buzz is alright so that they may help him over] Wait just a minute here. What are you trying to pull?
Woody : [Throwing both hands into the air, accidentally revealing Buzz' severed arm completely] Nothing!
[the toys from Andy's Room scream in horror, and Rex throws up at the sight of it]
Hamm : That is Disgusting!
Mr. Potato Head : *Murderer*
Woody : No, no no no. It's not what you think. I swear!
Mr. Potato Head : Save it for the jury!
[Throws the String of Christmas Lights out the window, which go flying back to Sid's house where Woody is pleading for mercy, and land into Sid's Yard]
Mr. Potato Head : I hope Sid pulls your voice box out, ya creep!
[He and the other toys start to leave]
Woody : Don't leave! You've gotta help us please!You don't know what's it's like over here!
Woody : [to Slinky] Slink, please! Please listen to me1 Slink, don't...
[Slinky sadly close the blind]
Woody : [Sadly] SLI-I-I-I-NKYYY!
Mr. Potato Head : [while playing Battleship] Ah, ha. B-3.
Hamm : Miss. G-6.
Mr. Potato Head : Aw, you sunk it!
Mr. Potato Head : Are you peeking?
Hamm : Hey, quit your whining and pay up.
[Mr. Potato Head plls off one of his ears]
Hamm : No, no, not the ear. Gimme the nose.
Mr. Potato Head : [pulls off his nose] How 'bout 3 out of 5?