MADtv (TV Series 1995–2016) Poster

(1995–2016)

Aries Spears: Various, James Brown Jr., Talkin' American Host, Airport controller, Bar Customer, Baseball Player, Bill Cosby, Billy Dee Williams, Black Michael Jackson, Eddie Murphy...

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  • Belma Buttons : Damn, this flight makes more stops than R. Kelly's limo in a preschool parking lot.

    Tovah McQueen : God bless Southwest Airlines, the ghetto bus of the sky.

  • [while on the show "Malcolm X in the Middle"] 

    Malcolm X : You wanna know what the worst part about childhood is? White people.

  • Dollar Bill Montgomery : We were supposed to get Dr. Bill Cosby here today, but instead we got this anonymous bitch.

    Rogaine Washington : Hey, hey, hey, I got a name. It's Rogaine. Rogaine Ephedra-Free Washington. Oh, and I'm not a bitch, I'm a ho. Bitch don't get paid.

  • Nautica Brown : And don't forget to buy my book, "Gone With the Wind... My Ass! Hollywood... and the White Man's Lies".

    Dollar Bill Montgomery : Damn, that's an angry bitch.

  • Chuck : Have you ever been arrested?

    Trina : Well...

    Chuck : Well what?

    Trina : Well, last March my cousin accused me of stealing her baby. I just wanted to hold it, for a few days, in Mexico, rename it, cut and dye its hair, tattoo things on its pretty little toes. It was all just a huge mistake

  • Cosby : If you don't put the pudding back in the fridge, you are a dumb person.

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