The Pagemaster (1994) Poster

Frank Welker: Horror

Quotes 

  • [upon meeting Captain Ahab] 

    Fantasy : He's possessed!

    Horror : He's insane!

    Adventure : He's my kinda guy!

  • Richard Tyler : Hey! How'd you get here?

    Fantasy : Quit it! We are in the presence of the Pagemaster.

    Richard Tyler : I *know* who he is. He's the guy who did all THIS to me! Do you have any idea what I've been through?

    The Pagemaster : Tell me.

    Richard Tyler : I was nearly torn to shreds by a crazy doctor, I was made a slave to a bunch of mangy pirates, and eaten. Got that? Eaten by a fire-breathing dragon!

    Horror : He don't mean it, my Pagemaster. He don't mean it.

    Richard Tyler : Not to mention being tossed, squashed, and scared practically to death!

    The Pagemaster : Yet you stand before me.

    Richard Tyler : Well, yeah.

    The Pagemaster : Think, boy. What kind of an adventure would you have had if I brought you here with the turn of a page?

  • [last lines] 

    Adventure : Hmm, you know what would make this a happy ending? A kiss.

    Horror : Doh, okay.

    [the screen goes blank, a smack is heard] 

    Adventure : I meant from her!

    [all three are heard laughing] 

  • Horror : Sixteen men on a dead man's stomach...

    Fantasy : No, no! Chest! Chest!

  • Horror : [to Adventure]  I know I'm not your favorite kind of book, but I could be just like you.

    Adventure : You'll *never* be Adventure! You ain't got the spine for it!

    Fantasy : Come on, honey, even books have spines!

  • Horror : Horror always has sad endings.

    Fantasy : I come from a world of happy endings, why don't you come with us?

  • Horror : We are lusty, adventurous men.

  • Horror : [meeting Richard and the gang for the first time, after falling off the top of Dr. Jekyll's house]  I scared you, I'm sorry.

    Fantasy : You mustn't judge a book by it cover.

    [to Richard] 

    Fantasy : Look, he's smiling.

    [Horror shows a homely, toothless, ghoulish grin] 

    Richard Tyler : That's a smile?

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