Cole Parker: Put the gun down before I take it from you.
Dani Servigo: Put the gun down? Put the gun down? I'm gonna put the gun down your fuckin' throat!
Armor O'Malley: [yelling down to Dani, who is hanging upside down on a rope from the helicopter] How the hell are ya? Hey! You know what I like to do in the morning? I like to dunk my donuts into my coffee! How 'bout you?
Dani Servigo: [after the hooker reaches a very loud orgasm] Wow.
Orgasmic Hooker: [She slaps him hard across the face] More!
Dani Servigo: More? What do you mean, "more"? I don't have more!
Cole Parker: I want you to press the ignition button. You got me?
Dani Servigo: Ignition?
Cole Parker: Ignition. Yeah. Shit. He can't read. I tell you what you do. Hold up that first finger. Tell me what you see.
Dani Servigo: A finger!
Cole Parker: No, it looks like an "I." That's the first letter in "ignition."
Cole Parker: What is that thing? You hear it in all the Tarzan movies. Is it big? Does it bite? Should we be running?
[Loomis orders his men to bury his newlywed wife alive]
Loomis: Do you think I'm overreacting?
Armor O'Malley: I don't know. What did she do?
Loomis: [who's in a wheelchair] Loyalty is very important to me, Armor.
Dani Servigo: You shot me! I can't believe you shot me in the leg! That's very dangerous!
Armor O'Malley: [to a little girl after he just killed her parents] Trust me, sweetheart, you're much better off.
Dani Servigo: How'd you find me here?
Cole Parker: You just got out of the joint, and now you're thinking with your joint.
Armor O'Malley: [to Dani] So, you jump out of helicopters, huh? What are you, made out of? Fuckin' rubber?