Shane McDermott: Mitchell Goosen
Mitchell Goosen : Popeye, now there was a great man. Do you know why?
Wiley : He never joined the Hairclub For Men?
Mitchell Goosen : Wrong. Because his motto was: I am what I am. Do you think Popeye ever worried about what he wore just so he could get Olive Oil in the sack? I should say not, Dude. And do you know why?
Wiley : He was gay?
Mitchell Goosen : Because he is what he is.
Nikki : So, if you could have lunch with any three people in the entire world - alive, dead, fictitious, I don't care. Who would it be?
Mitchell Goosen : What kind of question is that?
Nikki : A fun one, c'mon.
Mitchell Goosen : Well, I'd have to say Tom Curren; greatest surfer in the world, now that would be cool. And, um, maybe Ghandi. Not for lunch though, he wouldn't eat lunch.
Nikki : And the third one?
Mitchell Goosen : I'd have to say you.
Nikki : Me? You can have lunch with anyone in the world, and you would choose me.
Mitchell Goosen : You're not just anyone. You're special.
Mitchell Goosen : Mitchell Goosen at your service. I'm not from around here. What to tell. Don't know what I want to be when I grow up. Don't care. Just as long as I live near the beach and don't have to wear a tie. Then I'll be stylin'.
Augie : Stylin'? St-stylin'?
Mitchell Goosen : Let me tell you what stylin' is. The perfect session: A-Frame wave, ground swell, spittin' out salt water in your face, doing a little lip action move, a 360 without a bounce. I call it a Liquid Drano Wannabe Bullwinkle. I tell you no lie, my friends. It's a consciousness raiser.
Mitchell : How often does this once-in-a-lifetime wave come along?
Mitchell : The rule is, there's no rule, everything goes