Kevin Kline: Douglas Fairbanks
Douglas Fairbanks : Say, are you two still married or what? I find it all very confusing.
Charlie Chaplin : Mmm... it's not at all confusing. You see, when everyone thought we were having an affair, we were married. Now that everyone realizes we're married, we're getting divorced.
Douglas Fairbanks : Man's a wizard with women. No question about it.