Adrian Edmondson: Eddie
Eddie : This is a sex shop isn't it?
Shop Assistant : Yes.
Eddie : [slaps money down] I'll have five quid's worth then!
Shop Assistant : Very droll sir, I've never heard that one before.
Eddie : Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?
Shop Assistant : No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
Eddie : You've been working here too long mate.