Roseanne Barr: Childless Woman
Childless Woman : [spots Tracy, Spencer and Carlos] Oh, what beautiful adorable children!
[leans close to Carlos]
Childless Woman : Would you like to come live with us? It's been so long since we've had children in the house. So long...
Childless Woman : [pinching all their cheeks and hugging them] This time I swear it'll be different. This time I'll be careful and I'll hide you better so that he'll never find you.
[pretends to pull Tracy's nose off]
Childless Woman : Lookie, I got your nose! Lookie!
Childless Man : Ethel!
[pulls her away]
Childless Woman : I want my children back!
Childless Man : You know they bring HIM!
Childless Man : [bell at the school starts to sound] Now see what you done did!
[the couple run off]
Tracy : Jesus.
Spencer : We're in Twin Peaks here.
Tracy : Definitely.