Jackie Chan: Asian Hawk, Condor, Jackie
Jackie Condor : African vampires don't like Chinese blood.
Ada : [hitting him with a stick thinking he is a burglar] Take that, get out you thief, out, out...
Jackie Condor : It's me you idiot
[he sighs painfully]
Jackie Condor : IT'S ME! I knew you wanted to hit me, but did you have to hit so hard.
Ada : [sacasticly] Yes, sure I knew it was you and that was why I hit so hard.
Jackie Condor : [Discovering one guard is missing] It's strange, your grandfather had eighteen guards. Fifteen down here and two up there, that's only seventeen.
Ada : Where's the last one.
Adolf's Guard #1 : [Comes into the tunnel with other guards and guns] Don't move.
Adolf : I'm the eighteenth guard.
Man with Stolen Clothes : [last lines, shoots a gun at them] Ohh, the gods, they led them back to us.
Jackie Condor : [throws them the gold piece] Here, here is the gold you wanted.
Man with Stolen Clothes : Who wants gold, we want water.
Jackie Condor : [throws them an empty jug] here you can have the rest of this, if there is anything left
[they fight over it]
Jackie Condor : it just goes to show that we never know what we need or want.
Ada : I never thought I would see people fighting over water.
Man with Stolen Clothes : [notices that it is empty] Water, WATER!
Jackie Condor : I suggest that we get together and look for it.
Jackie Condor : Well your our desert expert, where do you think we should go?
Ada : I think we should head that way, there should be an owaysiss to the north.
Elsa : No, I think we should go this way.
Jackie Condor : No, we have to listen to our desert expert.
Man with Stolen Clothes : Ohh, we must have crossed over a million sand dunes.
Ada : [as the camera pulls away eventually showing that they'er in the middle of the desert] I'm sure it's just over the next one. As I was saying, only a quarter of the desert is covered with sand.
Man with Stolen Clothes : The gods must be angry with us.
Jackie Condor : DON'T LET GO!
Jackie Condor : Not a good start
Jackie Condor : [in pain failing to get diamonds] All that for nothing.
Jackie Condor : [accidentaly falls on a woman's car] Sorry.