Edward Scissorhands (1990) Poster

Kathy Baker: Joyce



  • Joyce : [after Edward cuts her hair]  That was the single most thrilling experience of my entire life.

  • [Joyce offers Edward lemonade] 

    Joyce : Lemonade?

    [Edward pukes] 

  • Joyce : [to Edward]  Don't be ridiculous! You're not handicapped, you're... What do they call the... exceptional? My name's Joyce, and I noticed that you have not tasted any of the ambrosia salad that I made especially for you. Allow me.

  • Joyce : [to Edward]  Oh! Eddie, is there anything you can't do? You take my very breath away, I swear. Look at this! Have you ever cut a woman's hair? Would you cut mine?

  • Peg Boggs : Good morning Joyce. Avon calling.

    Joyce : Well Peg, have you gone blind? Can't you see there's a vehicle in my driveway?

  • Tinka : [on the phone]  Joyce, I just saw this strange guy drive in with Peg. I didn't get a good look at him. He looked kinda pale.Okay. I'll be right there. Don't do anything without me. Okay, bye.

    Joyce : [on the phone]  Yes, I'll be right there.

  • Neighbors : Hi.

    Joyce : You all are hiding in there like a bunch of old hermit crabs.

  • Joyce : All along I felt in my gut there was something wrong with him.

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