The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990–1996)
Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks, Himself
Hilary : Face it, you're a taker.
Carlton : Oh, I'M a taker, Miss 'Daddy, can I have five-hundred dollars?'
Hilary : Oh, right, Mister 'Hey Big Guy, how about a copy of your will in case something happens to you?'
Carlton : That's called prudent planning.
Hilary : Yeah, if your last name is Menendez.
Carlton : [the very last lines of the series]
[Will sadly walks through the empty Banks' living room one last time; he makes his way towards the kitchen and turns off the lights. Carlton is still upstairs using the bathroom]
Carlton : HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?
[Carlton runs down the stairs pulling his pants up]
Carlton : WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
Will : [Will stops as he watches Carlton run out the back door] I am definitely gonna miss you, C!
Will : [to Carlton as he's waking up at the hospital after overdosing from drugs] Carlton, you're at a hospital.
Carlton : I feel terrible. I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful!
Will : Carlton, I got some bad news...
Carlton : Oh, God, I malfunctioned!
Will : No. See, you never made it past the dance floor. Those pills that you took weren't vitamins.
Carlton : What were they?
Will : Look, you gotta promise you're not gonna overreact...
Carlton : What could be worse than finding out I'm still a virgin?
Will : [about the drugs] It was Speed...
Carlton : Oh, my God. I'm a drug addict *and* a virgin!
Will : Shut up! Shut up, shut up. Now be quiet!
Geoffrey : [handing Carlton a big brown bag] Master Carlton, I have to take this tray up to your mother, so on your way out, would you mind taking out the garbage?
Carlton : Do I look like Roc?
Will : [sitting at the kitchen table] I don't know, Carlton. Maybe if you shaved your head bald and sanded down the square part.
Carlton : [ignores Will and hands Ashley the bag] Ashley, you take out the garbage!
Ashley Banks : Why me?
Carlton : Because I'm bigger than you.
Will : See, that's not fair. That's only 'cause you got them shoe lifts in today.
Carlton : They're not lifts. I doubled up on my Odor-Eaters.
Ashley Banks : [Carlton walks out of the kitchen while Ashley is holding the trash bag; Hilary walks into the kitchen and Ashley hands her the bag] Here, Hilary, you take it out!
Hilary : Out where?
Ashley Banks : To the trash cans! You know, those things you hit every time you back out the car?
Hilary : Oh, thank God. I thought it was the neighbor's kids!
[Hilary takes the brown garbage bag from Ashley]
Hilary : THIS IS GROSS! I don't touch greasy, disgusting things!
Will : Well, just pretend it's buying you dinner afterwards.
Hilary : [Hilary walks up to Will and shoves the trash bag to him] You take it!
Will : Yo, girl!
Hilary : And for your information, dinner comes first!
[Hilary walks out of the kitchen]
Will : Oh, it's like that, right? You're just gonna slam garbage at me!
[Uncle Phil walks in the room]
Phillip Banks : Good morning, Will.
Will : Good morning, Uncle Phil.
[Will hands Phil the dirty garbage bag]
Will : Here's your lunch!
Phillip Banks : [Phil takes the bag and walk out of the house] Thank you!
Carlton : [after being scolded by Will for being selfish] You know what your problem is?
Will : No, I don't...
Carlton : You're a slacker. You say you want things but you're never willing to work for it! You never make the sacrifice. You think you're just gonna charm your way through; just like your father!
Will : [pause] Let me tell you something. I am *nothing* like my father, all right?
Will : [when realizing that Carlton has taken the drugs from his locker] Hey, Carlton. Carlton! Carlton, listen. Something terrible has happened, man! Come on, I gotta get you to the hospital!
Carlton : [while dancing erratically on the prom stage] Why? This is the greatest night of my...
[Carlton suddenly passes out on the dance floor]
Carlton's Date : [screams as Carlton falls on the floor] CARLTON!
Will : [Will grabs hold of Carlton] YO! Carlton, man...