Beverly Hills Vamp (1989)
[Kristina approaches Kyle]
Kristina: Is that a stake in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
[Kyle pulles out a wooden stake]
Kyle Carpenter: Ha, ha! It's a stake! Die, bitch!
[Kyle then runs through Kristina with the stake]
Kristina: Ooooh, that's a big one!
[She then dies and disintegrates]
Kristina: I can make you feel... like you've never felt before!
[She presses up against him, and his pant legs shoot up]
Kyle Carpenter: Oooh, I've felt that before!
Kyle Carpenter: I hate to break the news to ya, but I think you're a vampire!
Brock: I hate it when that happens.
Russell: [Kyle stabs Russell, who's now a vampire, with a umbrella point. Russell gasps] And I lent you my rollerskates!
Kyle Carpenter: Aw, gee, Russell, I feel bad enough already!
[Russell then dies and disintegrates]