Edit
Beverly Hills Vamp (1989) Poster

Quotes

Showing all 5 items

[Kristina approaches Kyle]

Kristina: Is that a stake in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

[Kyle pulles out a wooden stake]

Kyle Carpenter: Ha, ha! It's a stake! Die, bitch!

[Kyle then runs through Kristina with the stake]

Kristina: Ooooh, that's a big one!

[She then dies and disintegrates]

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Kristina: I can make you feel... like you've never felt before!

[She presses up against him, and his pant legs shoot up]

Kyle Carpenter: Oooh, I've felt that before!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Kyle Carpenter: I hate to break the news to ya, but I think you're a vampire!

Brock: I hate it when that happens.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Russell: [Kyle stabs Russell, who's now a vampire, with a umbrella point. Russell gasps] And I lent you my rollerskates!

Kyle Carpenter: Aw, gee, Russell, I feel bad enough already!

[Russell then dies and disintegrates]

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

Prof. Sommerset: Vampires - fact or lurid, dime-novel fiction? Reality - or the stuff of twisted imaginations? Created by filmmakers seeking excuses to photograph women with breasts larger than their head...?

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook   |  Twitter   |  Permalink

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

Contribute to This Page


Recently Viewed