Bob Dermer: Grumpy Bear
Grumpy Bear : [rapping] Now, hold your tishie-tags, it's time I spoke. / Can't remember when I ate last! / I've been starving since we started, and that's no joke. / Man, I was fading fast!
Tenderheart Bear : But Grumpy...
Grumpy Bear : [rapping] Now, don't you dare say nothing, just leave me alone / with my tummy and my yummy treats / where I'm filling up my belly with ice cream and jelly / and I'm topping it with pickled beats!
Brave Heart Lion : Pickled beats?
Grumpy Bear : [rapping] Uh-huh! / Topping it with pickled beats! Oh, yeah! / Topping it with pickled beats!
Cheshire Cat : Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Grumpy Bear : Oh, what now?
Cheshire Cat : [rapping] Yo, Grumpy Bear, I gotta hand it to you. / You're talking like my main man! / I love your ton, and it's been fun / working with the Care Bear clan! / You helped Alice, and the princess, and the Queen of Hearts, / and you did right for my man, Stan! / You put the wizard in his place, and now everything's safe. / Everything in Wonderland. / I stopped by to see you cats and bears / and say thanks to you for me. / But I'll say see ya 'round after I chow down / with the Care Bear family. / Have a spread with the Care Bear family. / A few munchies with the Care Bear family. / Uh-huh! I am so hungry. I can't wait to eat with the Care Bear family. That's right. The Care Bear family. Uh-huh.
Brave Heart Lion : Pickled beats? Ohh...
Good Luck Bear : If I were you, I'd choose path number 1, but if you were me, you'd choose path number 2.
Brave Heart Lion : Alright! Path number 2!
Good Luck Bear : Hold it. You're not me, and I'm not you.
Brave Heart Lion : Path number 1?
Good Luck Bear : Precisely. After you, my dear Brave Heart.
Brave Heart Lion : Let's go!
Swift Heart Rabbit : The Mad Hatter's hat will get us there yet?
Grumpy Bear : Or drive us crazy on the way.
Grumpy Bear : [flies past the princess] Pleased to meet you, I'll be right back!
Grumpy Bear : [half-awake, sees the White Rabbit in the mirror] Boy, do I look rough this morning.
Stan : That feels wonderful! Thank you so very much.
Grumpy Bear : Oh, you're very welcome, Mr. Jabberwalkie.
Stan : Call me Stan. It's much easier to say.