Back to School (1986)
Burt Young: Lou
Player #1 : Hey, Lutz! You know who I am?
Derek : Um, let me see. Uh, protruding supra-orbital ridges.
[the football player picks up Derek by his shirt]
Derek : Small cranium. Uh, 1300 cc brain. Hmmm. Neanderthal Man!
Player #1 : [to Jason] You. I want you to call his mother. You tell her he's never coming home.
Jason Melon : Whoah. Hold it, hold it. You sure you even got the right guy? I mean, look how many people got blue hair these days. You know?
Player #1 : Shut up, meat-head!
Thornton Melon : Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head.
Player #1 : Yeah? Wanna make something of it?
Thornton Melon : Oh, no, no. I never get physical. I just get upset. And when I get upset...
Thornton Melon : [points at Lou] HE gets physical.
[Lou takes a metal napkin holder and crushes it with one hand]
Lou : [stepping up to the player] You got a problem?
Player #1 : No. I haven't got a problem.
Lou : Well, now you do.
[Lou slugs the football player in the stomach, resulting in a full scale bar brawl with the football team]
Lou : Come here. I want to tell you something.
Jason Melon : What?
Lou : You were pretty hard on your father last night.
Jason Melon : I know, but the guy doesn't understand.
Lou : I know your pop thirty years. He understands. He's a nice guy, and he's tough. Like me. I'm nice, and I'm tough. I'll give you an idea what I mean. My two boys, I put one through college and the other I put through a wall. Your papa loves you. He's lookin' out for ya. Look out for him.
Thornton Melon : Home, Sweet Home.
Lou : I liked the old house better.
Thornton Melon : So did I.
Lou : I liked the old wife better, too!
Thornton Melon : [laughs] Lay off Vanessa. She gives great headache. Lou, I can't believe it. Married five years. Seems like yesterday!
Thornton Melon : [sighs] And you know what a lousy day yesterday was.