Back to School (1986)
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.: Himself
Jason Melon : Dad, why don't join me on a little reality break, ok? Just cuz you're in love with Dr. Turner, that does NOT mean you're gonna pass her course. Now, you got a major paper comin' up on Kurt Vonnegut. You haven't even read any of the books.
Thornton Melon : I tried...
[knock on door]
Thornton Melon : I don't understand a word of it.
Jason Melon : [going to the door] So, how you gonna write the paper then, huh?
[Jason opens the door to see Kurt Vonnegut standing there]
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. : [removing his hat] Hi, I'm Kurt Vonnegut. I'm looking for Thornton Melon.