Weird Science (1985)
Bill Paxton: Chet Donnelly
Chet : I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some shit!"
Chet : You two donkey-dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.
Chet : How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
[Gary and Wyatt have just returned home from a bar. Gary is very drunk but Wyatt is perfectly sober]
Chet : [to Wyatt] If he pukes, you die.
Chet : [opens a pantry door, his grandparents are in there, frozen] Hi Nanny, hi Grampy.
Chet : [closes door and turns to everyone else] I'm not a moron, you know. I...
Chet : [suddenly realizes] Was that my grandparents?
Chet : [Lisa nods, Chet opens the door again] Are they dead?
Lisa : Oh, no, they're just resting.
Chet : What are they doing in here?
Lisa : I put them in there. I didn't want the boys to get into trouble. Quite frankly, they weren't having a very good time at the party.
Chet : Not having a good time? Do you think they're having a good time being catatonic in a closet?
Chet : [pointing a rifle at Gary's face] Freeze!
Gary Wallace : Chet!
Chet : [Hits Gary in the head with the rifle] Where's my brother?
Gary Wallace : Ow... uh, I don't know.
Chet : [Hits Gary again] You're dead meat pilgrim!
[Points the rifle at Deb]
Gary Wallace : Chet, Chet, Chet, Chet, that's her nose. Come on, Chet she's got nothing to do with this!
Chet : Ok. You die, she walks out of here with a severe limp.
[Points the rifle at Gary and Deb repeately, then hits both in the head]
Chet : I'll be back.
[Leaves the room]
Gary Wallace : That's Wyatt's older brother Chet. He's kind of an asshole.
[Chet finds out that the house is a mess and his room is snowing. He blasts the door to his sister's room where Wyatt are Hilly were sleeping]
Wyatt : Hi Chet.
Chet : [Grabs Wyatt] What the hell is going on around here?
Wyatt : It was an accident Chet.
Chet : An accident? An accident? Do you realize it's snowing in my room goddammit!
Wyatt : It's weird Chet. It's really weird Chet.
Chet : It doesn't take a genius to figure that out monkey dick. Start talking little man.
Wyatt : It's a really long story Chet. Gary and I were messing around with the computer Friday night. We decided to make a woman and we did and she went crazy and she messed up the whole house.
Chet : Don't smart mouth me you wormy little shit!
[Places Wyatt in a neck hold]
Hilly : Look just leave him alone!
Chet : Stay out of this bimbo! It's a family matter.
Wyatt : Look Chet. Find Lisa. She'll clear up everything.
[Chet tightens his grip on Wyatt]
Wyatt : You can have my college money. And my social security, Chet.
[Chet releases Wyatt]
Chet : This goes WAY beyond payment!
Chet : [to Wyatt] Boy, I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for your ass right now.
[Wyatt is dragging the very drunk Gary up the stairs where they meet Chet]
Chet : The boozehounds returns!... What a joke.
Chet : It's time to pay the fiddler...