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Harold: Where there's a will, there's a way.

Lou: It's money we need, Harold, not clichés.

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Toadie: You know, that woman is an insult to fruitcakes.

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Flick: We should be grateful. Think of the starving millions in Africa.

Joe: Name one of 'em, Flick.

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[Madge is preparing to leave hospital]

Harold: Don't we need clearance or something?

Madge: Harold, I'm not an aircraft.

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Brett Stark: Is that Lou singing?

Danni Stark: [groans] There should be a law against Lou singing in the morning.

Brett Stark: There should be a law against Lou singing.

Danni Stark: There should be a law against Lou.

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Lou: [about Harold] Any greener and you'd be photosynthesising!

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Tad: [armed with baking trays] Found these in the back of one of Madge's cupboards.

Susan: I'd completely forgotten about them.

Tad: So had she, which is why she's too embarrassed to apologize herself. Now, er, I'm supposed to grovel, blame Harold and quickly change the subject. So, how about the weather today ay?

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Lou: Harold, spare me the lecture.

Harold: I'm only commenting.

Lou: Harold, spare me the comment!

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[after a lecture from Madge]

Toadie: I'll have a coffee thanks Madge, hold the arsenic.

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Amy: It's a secret, Sarah made me promise not to tell anyone.

Lance: Sarah doesn't know you very well then.

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Steph: Libby, it was just an impulsive hug.

Libby: Mmm, if you say so... But you have to admit, it definitely lingered - it was almost a cuddle!

Steph: You are quite mad, you know that don't you?

Libby: So how was he? Does he give good hug?

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Janelle Timmins: Dogs love us Timminses.

Janae Timmins: Mum, once on your leg doesn't count!

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Dee: Zombie Massacre?

Toadie: That one is really good.

Dee: Oh, Toadie!

Tess: No way.

Toadie: Alright, fine, don't wanna watch that. Watch this one.

Dee: Zombie Massacre 2: Mother Gets Her Medicine.

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Lance: Come on guys, it's a wedding dress - who cares?

Amy: You'll be very different when you're getting married.

Lance: I've decided I'm not going to wear a dress.

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Lance: She looks great, she's my age and the stuff that she's interested in is very good.

Ruth: Oh thanks Lance, I feel like I've known her for years.

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Anne: Look at the architecture.

Hannah: Yeah, it's not like Australia where everything was built about 2 minutes ago.

Lance: Hello! Some of our cave paintings are over 40,000 years old, you know.

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Toadie: I've been thinking about our love life.

Joel: Sorry mate, you're not my type.

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Phil: Ruth needs some help and she doesn't care which quarter it comes from.

Ruth: Phil!

Susan: Actually, one or two suggestions do spring to mind.

Ruth: Oh yes? Nettles? Deadly nightshade?

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Lou: You've put on a little weight since I last looked you know. Actually, I always thought the nickname 'Jelly Belly' was a bit unkind, but I can see why we started it at school.

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Billy: Must be a hot date if you're using an iron.

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Stingray: Oh man! I'm such a hockey puck!

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Annalise Hartman: [to Rick] Listen, Mister. If you want to live past your teens, Don't *ever* Call Me "Girlie".

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Sonya Rebecchi: [Dying on the beach] It's with you. It's with all of you.

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