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The Cartier Affair (1984)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Crime | TV Movie 4 November 1984
Curt Taylor (David Hasselhoff) is a convict and owes Phil Drexler (Telly Savalas), the number one convict in the prison. Now, to settle his debt, Drexler sends Curt to be the secretary for ... See full summary »

Director:

Rod Holcomb

Writers:

Eugenie Ross-Leming (teleplay), Brad Buckner (teleplay) | 3 more credits »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Joan Collins ... Cartier Rand / Marilyn Hallifax
David Hasselhoff ... Curt Taylor
Ed Lauter ... Lyndon Dean
Randi Brooks ... Shirl
Steve Peck Steve Peck ... J.J. Phonopolous (as Steven Apostle Pec)
Jordan Charney ... Ben Foley
Patricia Elliott ... Margo Houser
Charles Napier ... Morgan Carroll
Rita Taggart ... Monica
Raymond Singer ... Raymond
Joe La Due Joe La Due ... Russ Houser (as Joe LaDue)
Telly Savalas ... Phil Drexler
Jay Gerber Jay Gerber ... Arthur
Hilly Hicks ... Al
Louisa Moritz ... Wife of Fish Market / Restaurant Owner
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Storyline

Curt Taylor (David Hasselhoff) is a convict and owes Phil Drexler (Telly Savalas), the number one convict in the prison. Now, to settle his debt, Drexler sends Curt to be the secretary for Cartier Rand, Marilyn Hallifax (Dame Joan Collins), so that he can steal her jewels. But he falls in love with her, which complicates things. Written by <RCS0411@YAHOO.COM>

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Genres:

Comedy | Crime

Certificate:

Not Rated | See all certifications »
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

4 November 1984 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

El ladrón y la estrella See more »

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Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Did You Know?

Trivia

The lithograph on Cartier's living room wall, later shot down, is actually of Dame Joan Collins. See more »

Quotes

Cartier Rand: I like what you've done with the room.
Curt Taylor: I haven't done anything to it.
Cartier Rand: Oh. Good. 'cause it's really terrible.
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Referenced in The West Wing: 20 Hours in L.A. (2000) See more »

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They are both good comedians and it isn't dated
27 December 2019 | by phd_travelSee all my reviews

Most of this 1984 movie isn't dated. It's cute and funny. Joan does what she does best - she acts as Joan. David is surprisingly a good comedian and doesn't overact.


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