Lee Ving: Johnny C.
Johnny C. : Listen, come see my club. I just put this new P.A. system in - in the floor. Christ, its all lit up. Right where you're gonna dance. I just want you to see what ya gonna call home.
Alex Owens : Did you know that the smallest penis ever measured was 1.1 inches?
Johnny C. : You are some pair of cunts, you know that?
Johnny C. : See you later Izod.
Johnny C. : Six beautiful girls! All nude! Hi, baby. How you doin'? Five dollars! Right this way! Right here! All nude! All the time! All nude! All the time! That's right! - Cecil, look at you. Why don't you buy some threads? I'm running a class act here. You look like a one-man slum. - All nude! All the time! Right here! Live, beautiful girls! Six beautiful girls! Right here! Live! Five dollars! Right this way!
Johnny C. : Hey, Jeanie, you still parkin' that cook?