[after exiting the room of a bloody corpse]
Kendall: You see it?
Mary Riggs: YES! While we out here fumbling with that music... the lousy bastard was in there, KILLING HER! BASTARD! BAAAAASTAAARD! BASTAAARD!
Female Student 1: Have you ever been laid on a waterbed?
Female Student 2: The most beautiful thing in the world is smoking pot and fucking on a waterbed, at the same time.
Det. Lt. Bracken: Where did you come from?
Prof. Arthur Brown: What?
Det. Lt. Bracken: I said: Where. Did. You. Just. Come. From?
Prof. Arthur Brown: I was upstairs in the library.
Det. Lt. Bracken: GOOD! I'll be talking to you later.
Det. Lt. Bracken: You'll be playing so much tennis it'll be coming out of your ears!
Kendall: Oh, hey, it's my Kung Fu professor. What's the story, Chao?
Karate Proffesor: Ohhh, I am out jogging and next thing I know I am on ground! Something I eat, bad chop suey. So long!
Kendall: [bidding him farewell] Take it easy.
Det. Lt. Bracken: The killer is someone that is either on or near the campus!
Kendall: The lieutenant asked me to help Sgt. Holding go through some records down at City Hall.
Mary Riggs: Well, well. Isn't the lieutenant unorthodox?
Sgt. Holden: Who knows? Right now we're just buying clothes without labels and trying them on for size.
Sgt. Holden: [while on the phone] I'll send you a case of lollipops.
Det. Lt. Bracken: Randy, I want you to run a complete check on the staff: Full background, IN DEPTH! If you have to, use the department's full budget!
Sgt. Holden: Okay, Lieutenant.
Det. Lt. Bracken: Heh, I figured you'd like that. But do your best job, pal. I don't think we have much time before the next one.
Timmy Weldon: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men. Couldn't put the pieces together again.
Prof. Arthur Brown: I guess I'm so used to bodies... dead ones... that I'm callous.