Cindy Morgan: Lacey Underall
Danny Noonan : [trying to make small talk with Chuck after Smails has introduced them] Well, I'm going to college too.
Chuck Schick : [haughtily] Really... are you going to Harvard?
Danny Noonan : No, St. Copius of northern...
Chuck Schick : Where?
Lacey Underall : [walking up with Terry, at Danny] Hey Cary Grant... you wanna get high?
Terry the Hippie : Wait a minute! I only got a little!
Lacey Underall : Then split, OK Terry?
Terry the Hippie : [leaving] Sure.
Lacey Underall : [to Chuck] Bye, Chuck!
[she and Danny grimace towards him, he leaves]
Danny Noonan : Guess I'm a little overdressed?
Lacey Underall : Depends on what's underneath... come on.
Spalding Smails : Turds.
Judge Smails : Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Spalding Smails : Sorry grandpa I forgot.
Judge Smails : Oh Dr. Beeper, Bishop Pickering this is my niece Lacey Underall. Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer.
Dr. Beeper : Must be a nice change from dreary old Manhattan.
Lacey Underall : Yes I was really getting tired of having fun all the time.
Judge Smails : Ah. Ho ho. Ha ha ha.
Spalding Smails : Double turds.
Judge Smails : *Spaulding*!